Ghost Core The Elite

A NEW LEVEL OF PAINTBALL


13 Things ghosts hate

1) Cheating ass wipers: Self-explanatory

2) Bright Colors: On your uniforms or ours we hate them

3) Marker Malfunctions: This includes grenades

4) Cheating ass wipers: Reminder we like pain ball…have a nice day.

5) Retarded Ref’s: Common now…..At least know…something about paintball.

6) Cheating refs: We will find you….be advised: refs rarely get shot on accident

7) Games that run past midnight: This interferes with party time

8) Bugs: What? Got a problem?

9) Jammed Communications: *insert static noise here*

10) Forced withdraw: ref influenced of course

11) Sub-zero temperatures: we are a tropical team dude

12) Warm Beer: choke!

13) Pointless missions: "Ok here’s the deal everybody stand here for a half hour…on one leg with these bright pink flowers on your head while singing old McDonald had a farm in….common it’s worth like….um 50 points and….um….Oh yeah we have to be behind there base while doing this…Any takers? Please?"

 

 

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