13 Things ghosts hate
1) Cheating ass wipers: Self-explanatory
2) Bright Colors: On your uniforms or ours we hate them
3) Marker Malfunctions: This includes grenades
4) Cheating ass wipers: Reminder we like pain ball…have a nice day.
5) Retarded Ref’s: Common now…..At least know…something about paintball.
6) Cheating refs: We will find you….be advised: refs rarely get shot on accident
7) Games that run past midnight: This interferes with party time
8) Bugs: What? Got a problem?
9) Jammed Communications: *insert static noise here*
10) Forced withdraw: ref influenced of course
11) Sub-zero temperatures: we are a tropical team dude
12) Warm Beer: choke!
13) Pointless missions: "Ok here’s the deal everybody stand here for a half hour…on one leg with these bright pink flowers on your head while singing old McDonald had a farm in….common it’s worth like….um 50 points and….um….Oh yeah we have to be behind there base while doing this…Any takers? Please?"
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